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27 [M4F] #Berkeley - Weird throat flex but okay: come COOK, and maybe I’ll EAT
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It’s wham, bam, I’m thankful for you ma’am season after all. Don’t miss ME with that gobble, gobble and I’ll show you that the true joy of gifts is both in the giving AND in the receiving. You can even wear a lil hat if you wanna be Santa’s little helper, sucking on a 7 in thick cut candy cane and some jingly bells, Latino-style.
Naughty or nice, you’re getting called “good girl” either way. Not Papa Noel, but I can be daddy. Tall order? Yes, about 6’ 2” actually.
STD free, and if you want me to lick your sugar plum, you gotta be too. Come, let’s find a time to put on a Christmas movie—and not watch it. (Must be okay with cats, because I’m hosting).
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a female
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