I was watching the Grinch movie this weekend (the original) and noticed something: no grinch babes. Possibly related to his total dedication to eradicating Christmas???
Think about it, he lived alone on a mountain, surrounded by Whos. All the Whos have like 20 kids, so you know they can’t stop fucking. No wonder everyone is walking around with a smile on his or her face. It’s easy to get into the spirit of the season when your balls are being drained daily by your hottie Who-wife.
Notably: no girl grinches. Maybe he moved to a cave on a mountain because speculative property bubbles priced him out of normal living accommodations. He can’t even live with his kind. Who knows. What I do know is he lives alone with his dog and there’s only so many times you can cover your balls in peanut butter before even that gets old.
Maybe he’s got a thick old green cock and it’s yearning for some attention? It’s tough to be the only green dude in town. Constantly dealing with structural racism. The poor guy could really use some relief.
Anyway, drop me a note if you need to discuss the role of fellatio and unmet male desire in anti-social behavior documented in the works of Dr. Seuss.
I’m: not normally green; only partially covered in fur; have the physique requisite to haul a sleigh loaded with the Christmas decorations of an entire town up a mountain. And I’m 5’10”.
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