I volunteer!
(Dramatic pause)
I volunteer as tribute.
5’11 210ish. It’s a dad bod but you know, I’m working on it. (I’m quoting from the book here, she didn’t say this in the movie) White guy. Dirty blonde. Kinda long.
(These are my words now). I offer an intense appreciation for eye contact. Dad jokes, but like the good ones. Not to brag or anything but they are pretty good. Also I offer possibility of meeting someone who believes in his heart that boobs are my soul food. I thought about trademarking the phrase. I don’t mean that I actually eat them. It’s just when you discover neurodivergence and sensory sensitivities of all kinds and core needs and All the other interesting stuff about our brains… realize that maybe the stuff that was important to you can appreciate different levels is what makes you, you.
Or Ummm you wanna be my first RAOBJ? Asking for science. Godspeed.
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