Well it’s November and you know what that means, no shaving and the act of not nutting! But who the hell does that? Nutting is the best feeling in the world, now if we talking edging, that would be cooler. Luckily we don’t stop but maybe you are stuck with a hubby or fiancé or BF who does no nut November and all you want is that delicious cream. Well! Fear not! We got double the cream for you.

You are? A woman is into well, the gooey goodness. Ages 18 to late 50s are welcome with mid 20s to late 40s being our usual sweet spot. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is drinking. Most body shapes are welcome and all ethnicities and races are welcome. Of course being married is preferred but if you are engaged or with a boyfriend, we welcome you too. Ok ok, single ladies too. Just be up for some fun.

We are two nutty as a squirrel, best friends. We are ages 37 and 36, drug and disease free (recently tested), easy going but very perverted and kinky fellas. We are more dad bod aimed and are two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5, think the movie TWINS. Experienced in MFM and very experienced in playing with married women, so your secret is safe with us.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

Thank you for reading our ad! Hope you may find what it us you are looking for. Remember to stay safe and have fun. Hope that your November is filled with some good memories and more delicious Turkey. Gobble gobble.