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29 [M4F] #Essex - I’m 5'10, adorable and dying. I only have (according to the average life expectancy in the UK) 52 years left. You have to suck my dick before it’s too late.
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lcingOnYourCake is a male age 29 looking for a female in Essex
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It's urgent.

...Putting the inevitability of death aside, hey! I'm 5'10, black, weigh around 85kg and have a bit of a dad bod. My references tell me I've also got nice arms and hands.

I’d like to spend what precious little time I have left with a beautiful woman between my legs. I'm STD free, happy to travel (afraid I can’t host) and down to get a coffee or drink beforehand. I'd be more than happy with a one time fling, but the dream would be to find a woman to meet up with somewhat consistently.

In my spare time, I like to skateboard, cook, play games, draw and paint. I've been teaching myself to code recently and even though I'm total ass, it's a lot of fun and quite addictive. Tell me what you’re obsessed with - passion outside the bedroom tends to translate to passion inside the bedroom!

Lastly, I don't have any hard preferences for age or ethnicity, so if made you smile or otherwise piqued your interest, hit a brother up! I'll send a picture of myself and I'd prefer if you did the same. See you soon.

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