Blowjob: You can beat your meat or eggs, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Why hello there you wonderful female redditor you!
I hope you enjoyed my “great” dad joke. I am looking to receive a great, toe curling if you will, blowjob for my upcoming birthday (I’m a Sagittarius). I live in Montgomery county but work between Delco and Chester Co. I have decent availability so I’d love to set something up sooner rather than later.
So here are some things about me: I’m 5’10 I have an athletic build. I have brown hair, trimmed beard, great blue eyes and killer dimples. I am DDF and I don’t smoke. I am in a dead bedroom marriage hence the want, no need, for a blowjob in celebration of my birthday. I’m not a serial killer even though I know this is something a serial killer would say. I am well endowed (that could either be a deal breaker or not. I can send pics if you want). I have a great sense of humor. When was the last time you had a dick in your mouth and the guy made you laugh. Not saying I’m going to but I could.
All jokes aside, thanks for taking the time to click on this and read it. Only thing I ask is that you be over 25 and be willing to open your heart (and mouth) to this guy.
Thanks again for reading and I hope you have. Blessed day.
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