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I'm on Uber driver on the side so ill be riding up and down North NJ from Mahwah to Newark/JC area.
Havent had head in a minute and im really starving for a womans touch.
looking for fun in the car or if you can host thats cool too. i can host too but i live an hour from down there.
anyway if youre still here read my most interesting bio:
I'm a broken 40 yr old man with messed up fantasies and strange proclivities.
A 6ft 190lb man with all his hair but none of his marbles.'
A kinky divorcee with a car and dark humor like a blicky in the trunk.
i curse too much, and all the things i like are either illegal, too expensive or will put you in a mental institution
My place is the ultimate divorced dadcore spectacle of a mostly empty fridge and drugs on the bar counter
But at least I'm funny, like really funny. Plus i get lit and I like to have fun and party.
I'm too loud, and i listen to old music.
I smoke still and i think vaping is gonna end up being worse but I'll still get you your pen.
I'm shallow and old school but still progressive and forward thinking and i like women with a personality.
i dont believe in the pre-frontal lobe, its just experience.
I love big age gaps, I have a size kink and i am into skinny women, blame Michelle Pfieffer and Kelly Le Brock.
I even lost 35 lbs to try and get one of yall.
If youre still here youre either amused too easily, or transfixed with morbid curiosity, or maybe youre just exactly the kinda chick I'm talking about.
i know you all are scared though, its too bad we could have some fun if you just let go and think about the BLACK CUBE that the big telescope saw. Its headed this way so not much time left until were cooked. HMU
DONT HMU IF YOU DONT PLAN ON HAVING AN ADULT CONVERSATION AT THE TIME YOU HMU
(THATS JUST DUMB)
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