Even if two out of those three happen, I’d call it a resounding success!

Hi there! 👋 I never thought I’d be posting here, but here I am hoping for one of those magical success stories that I so often envy when I see them posted. I’m recently out of a long term relationship and find myself missing a physical connection with someone, but don’t think I’m ready to fully hop into a brand new relationship. So, here I am - seeking a nice little in-between! Dating apps also frighten me more than any horror movie can ever hope to accomplish, hence my posting on Reddit instead of seeking out locals through apps 🫠

I know the title of this sub is rather specific in what each poster is looking for, but when I say that I’m in search of good vibes and a fun time, I mean it! Sure, having the most mind-blowing, toe-curling head of my life would be a storybook ending to this endeavor of mine, but if our night ends with grabbing drinks, chatting about interests, and genuinely enjoying each other’s company - I’d still be the happiest man on earth. Or at least Columbia. But maybe the state. We’ll see 🤷‍♂️

As for me, I’m a fun mix of cute/handsome with a lean build, curly brown hair, a devilish smile, and the most entrancing blue eyes out of anyone you’ll ever meet (guaranteed or your money back). I’m 5’8, 150lbs, and while I do love me some gym time and running 5K’s, there’s no way I can turn away beer or pizza forever. As for the more private details, the details of which this sub is specifically focused on, all I will say is that I have received numerous compliments in the past. So many to the point where I have been told I could model, though my life isn’t to the point where I think penis modeling is my calling. But who knows what the future holds?

I have no requirements other than that you be clean (as I am), fun, and willing to verify before we get to the fun bits. If we REALLY hit it off, I’d love to do more than just the name of this subreddit implies. I wouldn’t be searching out the most amazing head of my life if I couldn’t return the favor, you know, plus above anything I am an absolute slut for a good make out session. Combine all these together and I think I might just die.

So yeah! If anything in the above ramble catches your eye or sounds like something you’d be interested in, I’d love nothing more than to hear from the lovely ladies of Reddit and see if we can’t make something work. If none of it caught your eye, then I hope that at least something in this post made you smile, or at the bare minimum made you exhale harder than average at one of my terrible jokes.

Hope to hear from you, fellow RAOBJ-Success-Story-er! 👋