Hey Sluts!
So here’s the deal—I’m not just another guy on here looking for a hookup. Nope, I’m the guy who’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re undressing me with your eyes. I’m like the human version of Netflix: funny, surprisingly active, and always down for a good time (with or without the chill).
I’ve got more jokes than your ex has excuses, and I guarantee you’ll be entertained—whether we’re out and about or under the sheets. Speaking of sheets, let’s just say I’m like a well-edited GIF: quick, smooth, and oddly satisfying.
If you’re into good vibes, better laughs, and someone who’s just as fun in bed as out of it, slide into my DMs. Let’s make some memories we can laugh about later (and maybe repeat a few times for good measure).
I’m 6’1, in the middle of fit and fat. I play sports and workout.
Let’s grab a coffee then go from there?
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