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29 [M4F] #Austin - Bring that skimpy bikini why don't you?
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Typical-Coffee-9520 is a male age 29 looking for a female in Austin, TX
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About me: 29y/o 5'9 185 lbs, white like wonderbread. I'm not CUT or JACKED by any means but I stay active and work a physical job, I'm not completely doughy. "Slight dadbod vibes" is what the hip ones might say. Ain't packing some ludicrously big ol' porn hog, but I ain't ever been told it's small either. It's about as long as my Google pixel, and a nice woman I once entertained described it as "like, super wide."

About you: I think a willingness to slob the knob is a good starting point. Not being just completely awful in general is nice too.

Hit me up on the chat, and maybe we'll be able to talk and possibly figure a lil' something something

I'm willing to travel, but I've got the house to myself for a while. Let's do it by the pool, I've got a thing for fancy swimwear.

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29
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a female
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4 months ago