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33 [M4F] #Melbourne - Golly gee, who could ever guess why I'm here?
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NASA-Almost-Duck is a male age 33 looking for a female in Melbourne
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I hope this post finds you well, and I mean really well. So well infact, that you and I both become overwhelmed by the desire to go down on each other - yeah, this doesn't need to be a one way street.

About me? I'm 5'8, average build, blue eyes, shaggy dark brown curly hair, a scruffy beard, seven inches for those that matters to, and a recent clear bill of sexual health. I'm weird, but not a fucking lunatic that got their sex education through a porn addiction. I'm kink and rough sex friendly, but obviously these aren't expectations.

How about some testimonials?

"They're so hot. Super vocal and loves to take control, I've never had a post find me so well!" - Broadsheet, Feb '24

"GWAKGWAKGWAKGWAK...PHOAR!" - Andrew Bolt

⭐⭐⭐⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - The sticker on my dryer

Send me your best fuck, marry, kill problem.

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a male
Age
33
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a female
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6 months ago