Hey there reddit, I'm 40, around 6'1", 215lbs, silverish salt and peppered hair, workout daily, and my grandmother tells me I'm very handsome! Now that summer is in full swing there's no excuse not to engage in some high seas debauchery and live out our sexy dreams of being swarthy pirates drinking rum and fucking like sea monsters somewhere out on my boat. Maybe you have a parrot and a peg leg, maybe you just like wearing bikini's and having a strong tanned older guy oil you up, either way lets abuse the opportunity and do dirty things to each other somewhere under the hot sun for hours on end. Strong preference for slim/fit gym girls but im not overly picky, as long as you have a good sense of humor and a better sense of adventure we'll get along. Maybe we can go find some secluded cove where you can't say no.... Because of the implication.
(p.s. No one's in any danger.)
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