hey there.

I am: 33, 180lbs, normal<>athletic build, white, and generally speaking a chivalrous NJB from the south with a few kinks and deviances

I am looking for: I’m in study mode to take a massive exam next week and don’t have the time / capacity for conventional dating, and have been super cooped up and, well, stressed out. Thus I’m looking for someone who’s attractive, confident, down to clown and willing to commit to the bit for whatever time we’re together. You should be age 25-36, young enough to have fun, old enough to be mature about it. I can host in central LA, or I can come to you and we can pretend to be teenagers and fool around in my back seat :)

I’m average in size, literally in the middle of the male species- 5.5” or so. Hopefully you’re into that because I love being deepthroated and occasionally a good raw (but very consensual) facefucking. I’m a quick R1 but enjoy multiple sessions when applicable.

I’m a very “regular” dude outside of exploring ulterior methods of human gratification; I do heated / HIIT pilates at a studio once a day, I run a 5k once or twice a week, I have a 40lb dog who I love dearly and is my queen, I like cooking, sharing tiktok algos, gaming, planting, woodworking and live music. I have probably been to over 5000 concerts in my life. I work in entertainment. I travel frequently both continental and internationally. I am currently sober(studying requires it!), you don’t have to be.

I’m generally pretty open and exploratory, I don’t judge people by their backgrounds, beliefs, kinks, or otherwise. I enjoy meeting new people and meet them with enthusiasm, regardless of if it’s through frequenting the same coffee shop or the RAOBJ subreddit.

If ou are real and genuinely interested, your message will include a little bit about you, what neighborhood of LA you live in, a photo or two(I will reciprocate), and what interested you about my post.

Women only, if you are a man and you message me, I WILL reply with the photo of Barry Wood, and “you asked for this!”