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29 [M4F] #Portland - 10 Reasons Why I'd Be a Great Random Blow Job Recipient
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Secure_Vanilla is a male age 29 looking for a female in Portland, OR
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In an attempt to make a more unique post about receiving a blowjob from a stranger, may I present to you lovely ladies out there:

10 Reasons Why I'd be a Great Blowjob Recipient:

  1. My Attractiveness - I'm 5'5, in pretty good shape, I've got some nice arms and chest, decent build. 150 lbs in weight, nice hair, and also hygienic. I've been told I'm good looking ( by my mom ), but of course you'll be the judge of that.
  2. My Personality - Where my looks could potentially lack, I'll make up for it with an above average personality. I'm easy to talk to, super chill, personable, and a great conversationalist. I can be funny sometimes too under the right circumstances.
  3. Communication - My communication skills are on point. This includes messages and confirmation leading up to said event, but also communicating during private acts. I'll communicate with you about likes, dislikes, safety things. And I also listen to what you want and or want to do!
  4. Accommodating - My place is super clean, smells nice, and it's very comfortable. I'd love to host you at mines, but I can also make my way out to anywhere in the Portland metro area. I'm pretty accommodating with the "where" and "when" of this. I'll even give up my places parking spot for you.
  5. Safe - While this is might be something a serial killer might say, I promise you i'm not a serial killer. I'm just a safe, sane, normal guy looking for a blow job. I'll do everything in my power to make sure were both safe in this. This could include but is not limited to meeting up for a coffee or something before hand and just chatting a bit.
  6. Affectionate - Yeh, i'm an affectionate guy. I'll probably be vocal during the bj, I might make some noises or sounds and get really into it. I love reciprocating for the right partner. And I even like some good ole aftercare. This could even become a regular thing!
  7. Standards - I haven't had too many great bjs in my life, so the bar for a good one is pretty low! If your inexperienced and looking to practice I'm a good guy to practice on. And if your more on the experienced side, you might just be blowing my mind ( among something else you'll be blowing ).
  8. Accepting - I'm accepting of all, as long as the attractions is there. As long as your female, within the ages of 23 - 35, and like giving bjs I'd love to hear from you. The only important things are having a mutual attraction between us and that we vibe well together.
  9. Well Spoken - I'm running out of things to put down. It turns out it's hard to make 10 reasons why someone should suck you off. Now I'm just filling some empty space to fill out the rest of the list, but hey for someone out there being well spoken might be a plus.
  10. Health Benefits - Everyone needs a good amount of protein in their diet and sperm contains a good amount of it. My diet is super healthy and I'm always really hydrated so I'm lead to believe mine might taste good. On top of that you'll be getting a good neck workout or more! I've also read ( though not tested ) semen makes a great moisturizer. I know you ladies out there, and myself included, love skincare.

Well I'm not sure if a long list and post like this is the way to go but, if any of this interests you or made you laugh send me a chat or DM with a bit about yourself. Let's see if we can make something fun happen!

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