BROOKLYN, New York: In a shocking development for the RAOBJ community, a local woman has pled guilty to 34 counts of not really being into huge dicks.
“I’m not a size queen, I’m a comfort princess,” said the prolific slut. “It just isn’t fun to me to struggle with the equivalent of my entire forearm when all I wanted was my mouth full and a solid gag.”
“I like swallowing a whole dick, which is hard to do with a giant fucking monster dong that’s too thick to go past my throat barrier,” she clarified, while having big ol honking bazingas that had to be like an H cup at least. “And my jaw just can’t keep up if we’re at it for a long amount of time, which is the amount of time I’d like to be at it.” She looked beautiful, by the way.
The convicted cocksucker has been described as a 5’ plus-sized brunette with a curly bob, hazel-green eyes, enormous round tits, and a fat ass.
In her closing statement, the experienced cruiser pleaded, “I am literally begging every hot individual in the lower Manhattan/Brooklyn area with a regular dick to please send me their name, age, location, a picture of themselves, whether they can host, and what their schedule is generally like.”
Authorities believe the slut may still be seeking play partners to get her through what is sure to be a very horny summer. Forensic experts advise that she may even be up for fucking this time.
tysm — i like to think that i am the Shakespeare of cocksucking!
fwiw (bc I’ve been getting this q in my DMs as well), I don’t rly see myself as an “OF girl” so much as a garden variety slut who got sick of the pic collectors trying to catfish me 🫠
I also love PE guys! Few things hotter than a guy instantly cumming as soon as I get him hard. People can be mean about it though.
I thought you were being sarcastic and thus insinuating that avg dick guys and PEs were undesirable. You’d be surprised — or maybe not — how cruel men can be about each other’s bodies. I love all bodies, including those w huge dicks; I just find that well-endowed folks are overrepresented in the slut community and I already have a lot of them in my life, so specifically calling out guys on the average side has rectified that imbalance in my Rolodex. But all in all I hope my posts/exploits can make people feel as great about themselves as giving blowjobs makes me feel. I’ve never met a body I don’t find appealing in some way and just wish others felt similarly!
Thanks for clarifying and happy cruising 🫡
why harbor such animosity towards your fellow man
omg! friendly neighbor! you were great, text me sometime~ I still think of that evening :)
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please do not use a dog metaphor for your dick ever again. I am sending you straight to metaphor jail 🚔