I wanted to write up a little summary of Bonnaroo since several of you were so good to me this weekend! I don’t know what was in the air, but I feel like people were just bringing the good vibes from the minute we got settled in our camp and went straight to Pretty Lights (so so amazing). For those who weren’t able to make it, basically we set up a circle of tents with a big tarp in the center and some string lights, lots of cushions, good music, and coolers and just hung out until guys would come by, when we would go into my tent. The first night it was a slow trickle, I probably spent more time outside in the put area chilling than I spent inside sucking which was totally fine. Friday afternoon got busier but I could only stand it in the tent with my little ice packs and water for an hour, but I was definitely excited to have a waitlist forming for the first time. Saturday night was a legendary evening. Not only were the shows all day pretty excellent, but I met a lot of cool people who weren’t even on reddit out and about as well as 2 of you handsome fellas who recognized me out in the wild. Once I set up Saturday, I didn’t leave the tent for like 5 hours I think except when I needed a little snack break/ breather. I heard great things about the waiting area, that pretty much everyone was really friendly to my friends and each other, no arguments about order or anything like that (although I know a few people had to be asked to leave for being too messed up).

Inside the tent I had a blast all weekend, even when sweating profusely. The variety of guys, some from RAOBJ and some just from word of mouth around the farm, really made it special. I loved getting to chat about the shows and music generally, about relationship stuff, travels, jobs. Some of us had really nice vulnerable moments. Some of y’all wanted to say hi, unzip, relax, cum, say thanks, and leave. One of you ended up just wanting to kiss and get a little shoulder rub. A few of you rowdy beasts came at me full force with slapping, spitting, and rough throatfucks. You came alone, in twos and even one group of three that had me cracking up at your banter mid deepthroat. Every new guy who came in was a completely different experience, which ended up being my favorite part of the whole thing.

In terms of stats, I ended up giving 84 blowjobs (and one backrub) to 80 different guys. Sorry to anyone I lost touch with or who couldn’t find me, but I hope you still had the most amazing weekend. Overall, it was something I would do again but definitely with an even stronger safety plan, like never going to shows alone and staying in an RV that locks. I did get some odd messages and had some weird exchanges, but literally 99% of people I talked to were cool whether they came to the tent or not. Thanks and hope you all had an amazing Roo (or just an amazing weekend wherever you were).