Hello hello again, it’s your favorite degenerates, once again thirsty as fuck, you know cause it’s summer and it’s pretty hot. Well this time we are looking for a well stacked MILF, you know those ones that all the dudes want to hook up with.

A little about us, we are two handsome studs, according to our moms and that little old lady at the cookie stand. We are 37 and 36 years old, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful, funny and funny looking. We are dad bod baddies, at the heights of 6’1 and 5’5, with some small dicks according to wonderful ladies we sent out pics too.

You are a MILF, married or single but if you are married, we can keep a secret. Ages 23-60, but preference for late 20s and above. Of course you are a MILF, but like those MILFS that have guys drooling over them and wear their workout clothes to target and everyone is like “damn” wait enough of my last visit to Target. But you get the idea. Please be drug and disease free but 420 is fine, easy going, open minded. We are open to different races and ethnicities, and as mention relationship status as well. And hopefully you aren’t a size queen and up for one of the biggest disappointments of your life.

We know first times can be scary but rest assure we seek to make things as comfortable and as fun as we can. Please be aware that we do not send pictures unless we voice verify first and do not expect you to send pictures at first either. Safety is first, we tend to host in a hotel room to create a neutral ground. We do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything to grab a drink or to just chat. We are very logistics to how we do our play dates, and since it is 3 people planning, it may not happen right away or maybe it can, we shall see.

Gracias for taking the time to read our TED talk, I mean our ad for sexual relations. Hope you all staying safe out there and cool in this summer heat, by the way, does anybody hate pants?