Hi, I’m currently in town for WonderCon and if you are as well, I'll be your professor of Blowjobolgy.

I'm a 5’8”135lb clean cut 37-year-old white guy. But don’t let the professional exterior fool you, I have experience teaching even the most inexperienced mouths how to impress. At Blowjob University, I put the focus on you!

What skills do you need to take your blowjob game from a C average to an A?

Are you a total beginner who doesn't know where to start? Are you someone who was in a relationship for years and only knows what that one guy wants? Are you trapped in an endless cycle of vanilla sex and want to explore some rougher, kinkier aspects?

I can help!

Take a look at my current course offerings, and let me know which you need:

BJ101 - Blowjob Basics and You - 3 credits

This is for girls who have very little prior experience with blowjobs. As part of this course, you'll learn the basic anatomy of a penis, the most and least sensitive areas, how to jerk off a guy without giving him rug burn, and what the hell you're supposed to even do with balls...seriously!

You'll also learn the 3 key techniques that make up a decent blowjob, and you'll be given lots of mouth-on practice!

BJ203 - Beyond the Boyfriend Blow - 4 credits

So you've been around the blowjob block before, but think you can be doing better...maybe be a little less vanilla? This class is for you! This class will teach you more advanced techniques so you feel more confident in your oral action. You'll learn skills such as pure-tongue-play, how to go deep without feeling like you're going to die, and amazing ways you should be using your hands to make him cum faster.

BJ330 - Principles of Intermediate Cumplay - 4 credits

So you're confident in your skills, think you can get any guy off, but want to impress him with a big finish. This class will allow you to explore different ways to turn him on after his shot his load. Don't know what to do once you have a facial? I can show you. Do you swallow immediately? I'll show you why you shouldn't...and what to do instead.

Please note, that a brief dismissal may be required between demonstrations of different techniques.

BJ372 - Down the Hatch: Let your Throat do the Talking - 5 credits

Want to explore deepthroat, facefucking, skullfucking, and all manner of jerking a guy off with your throat? This class is for you. Whether you've never tried before, or just want more practice, I will show you the 3 main positions that make deepthroating and facefucking easiest, and will help you find the one that works best for you.

You'll also be taught a trick to take any dick just a little deeper.

BJ541 - Independent Study - 3 credits

Have something you’ve always wanted to try but are too afraid to ask? Want to explore even rougher uses of your mouth and throat? Ever wanted a guy to cum in your food? Just want to lick some balls for an hour? Independent study allows you to explore all those things you’ve been too afraid to ask for. Nothing is too out there to request. This is all about YOUR education after all.

So, if you're looking to graduate at the head of the head class, enroll today. I've had success on here before, and my students were very happy, with even more students from off of reddit. So don't wait, if you're looking to improve your skills.

Send me your enrollment details and I'll let you know if there's any openings that can be filled for you.

And just so you know: Attendance policies are very lax, so even if you don't always cum to class, you'll always be welcomed back.

Terms and Conditions: Blowjob University is not an accredited institution and offers no real degrees... just lots and lots of blowjobs. Course credits cannot be guaranteed to transfer to any other institution and are mostly made up by the poster. If you would like a diploma or certificate, the original poster will happily photoshop one for you upon completion of the course curriculum.