"Accio Felatio"
I've tried this charm before, with occasional success. Given my proximity to Kings Cross, I thought I'd try it again.
If cast correctly, a woman who wants to go down is summoned. Any age / race / height / weight - what matters is her desire to give head. No prior experience needed - desire and enthusiasm trumps all.
My wand is about 7". A little on the thicker side, and curved like a banana, it may not be the easiest wand to handle, but I'm hoping that doesn't interfere with the charm. Who knows - maybe the challenge of that wand attracts somebody special.
In town for work, leaving Thursday. Traveling from the United States - I wonder if my accent has an affect on the spell.
5'5", 165lbs. Fit dad bod. Older, grey hair, glasses. Typical professor type - although probably a bit closer to Indiana Jones than Professor Snape.
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