Overpromise and underdeliver:
I can go for multiple rounds! Wrong - I get sleepy after round 1. Serotonin hits like a mf.
Oh yeh, heavy cummer! Wrong again - typically it’s a B- effort. Moderate at best.
Heck yeh, r/bigdickproblems amirite??? - So wrong. Just sliiiightly above average length. Above average girth (but that doesn’t help my joke here).
I can go 20-30 mins without cumming! - not even close. You’ll get an honest, hard fought 2 minutes before I’m begging you to slow down.
In all seriousness, I’m looking for a fun little RAOBJ. Choose your own adventure from there - I’m open to exchanging oral or possibly more if the vibe and chemistry are right.
I’m 5’11, thin/fit, white with dark features, reasonably handsome in a east coast meets Echo Park way. If you’re looking for a Jason Mamoa type - tattooed, long hair, sex maniac - keep looking. Think Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore, with the same cutting wit but not a high schooler.
I’m clean and tested, you should be too. Kink friendly, and open to anyone. It’s more important that there’s a shared interest.
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