Hello London! I'm visiting your wonderful city from my usual remote tiny village known as "Toronto". I thought I'd do all the classic London experiences. See Big Ben, tour the city, ask strangers on the internet for blow jobs, all the classics. I'm here until Monday for work and my schedule is pretty open, Big Ben viewing aside. You understand.

You know what they say, "Once you go Canadian, you realize nothing rhymes with Canadian." Here are some reasons to consider crossing the northern border:

A) I'm a big fan of upholding our nation's stereotypical politeness. Isn't it just the worst where you're working hard pleasuring some lucky sap and he barely reacts at all? Maybe a "mhm yes" like he's a an 18th century nobleman deciding which estate to winter at. I'm very vocal, enthusiastic and above all appreciative. You'll know exactly how much I enjoy you doing the devil's work. Or if you're a saucier lass, "Oh yeah, take my hard dick you fucking slut, I'm sorry, that was rude I apologize, I have the utmost respect for how a woman chooses to express her sexuality"

B) Canadian dicks are naturally coated in maple syrup. It works exactly as poorly for lube as you might expect. Canada's top Pervertologists hypothesize that it was an evolutionary adaptation designed to glue couples together all winter, for warmth. If you've ever fantasized about sucking off a maple tree, now's your chance. Wait, is that something people fantasize about?

C) The Mountie hat stays on.

Jokes aside, I consider myself a pretty friendly and open guy. I'm clean in every possible definition. I'm black, 6'3 tall and 190 pounds. Go to the gym 6 days a week, work at a big bank, like video games and sports and my dick is above average, I don't really know how to talk it up. Maybe it's magic, I don't know. Lastly, mutual attraction is important and I'm more than happy to share a picture/chat for a bit before if wanted!

My hotel is by the Tower of London, . I don't know how to end one of these posts so just gonna say I hope y'all say safe and warm!