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I mean what are you gonna do? This whole journey (not just the Reddit of it all), is just ludicrous. I figure most of you know what I mean. If you do, ring this bell.
Id like to ring yours too! And before you thinking I’m taking it too seriously, there are dad jokes. I’d still offer awkward hugs but what if you don’t want hugs? Maybe your love language is beginning and binding an encounter with a firm handshake and a pat on the back.
or maybe you like to talk. And laugh. We could talk about boobs. I’m convinced all types of boobs are made up of actual magic! Science will one day discover this. (This is my most overused “joke” but by know it’s basically a part of me, like the way you sneeze or whatever).
Or we could kiss. We could hold. We could do what makes you sigh.
How does soon sound? We can watch cartoons or Schitts Creek after. Or before?
I’m 5’11 about 200lbs. A bit of a dad bod. A bit! It’s manageable. Yeesh. Get off my back man. I’m blonde, but my beards more red. A tad gray, but I think I own it. Probably.
Say hi anytime.
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