It’s been a long year, with the kids, working, making all those special events, and keeping up with hubby. You worked hard all year, and now that it’s almost Christmas, you deserve a little spoiling for yourself.

Of course you’ll have to be married or at least engaged, and we do check rings by the way. Ages that we prefer for this little rendezvous would be in their mid 20s to late 50s but if you married young, we can make some exceptions. Please be drug and disease free but if you do a little 420 and like some liquor, we are open to that. Now the tricky part, are you a first timer when it comes to playing on the side or are you naughty from time to time. First timers, we don’t helping getting around with some sneaky methods, and if you are of the more experienced side then you know what to do.

Who are we? We are two good friends, ages 36, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful yet highly kinky. We are legit buddies with a 19 year friendship and various experiences in MFM and playing with married women. We are two odd balls in that we have two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5, dad bods (think like Santa and a Elf). If you see us, you’ll be like “these dweebs get laid?” But rest assure that’s always been our secret weapon to a good time.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

Thank you for taking the time to read our ad, we hope you find what you are seeking and wish you nothing but fun and safety on your journey. Remember that Santa is watching extra carefully this time of the year so keep the naughtiness to a secret.