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I hope you chuckled or rolled your eyes. I’d be upset if you felt I was cleverly using the recent Hunger Games prequel to get a laugh. Or a BJ.
Unfortunately I’ve probably made that joke plenty of times before. Who can say?
I’m looking for someone who enjoys this. Enjoys the search; the process from being in the mood and all the way up to the (possibly?) awkward first moments of meeting. Who’s nervous? Are you nervous? Why would I be nervous?
The banter does a lot of the heavy lifting. I hope.
I’m not a success story yet but I hope to be. I’m 43, kinda shaggy headed with a moderate beard. Hazel eyes. (I’m winking at you…it’s not awkward again either). I’m 5’11, bit of a dad bod but some work is paying off. There are days I’m like 197 instead of 203.
I’m looking for someone who maybe puts the fun in funny. Or heck, is shy. Or is anything but shy.
So. Hi. I’m available during the day sometimes. During the evening other times. A man of mystery. I hope to see you soon.
Oh and I hope there’s a blowjob involved, mainly because, look where you found me after all. Other activities are also welcome should we agree to them.
So…on your marks…get set…go! Or slide into my DMs as the kids say.
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