What better way to come together and make an impact than fellatio? That’s right. We can bring world peace one mouthful at a time. Now, I understand that there’s a lot of different opinions about how to handle the war and what’s right and wrong and everyone is blaming each other and afraid and stressed out. People are dying and it’s sad it has to be that way. Terrorism isn’t cool and it’s upsetting that there are innocent people killed on the other side, too. But, whatever your political and personal views are, we can surely come together for blowjobs. I’m oversaturated with the war stuff 247/7 and want to hear some news that doesn’t suck (okay, maybe some news that does suck 😉). Indeed, I have heard people say that love, mutual understanding, and respect are like the glue of society. And we need that at this time when we have a fractured society facing bad times. But, I think a mouthful of sperm (or two or three, I have little refractory time) is at least sticky enough to bring the two of us together for a few hours despite our differences. Oral sex breaks down all barriers, not just gag reflex.

Anyway so, to tell you more about myself… I’m 183 cm (6ft for those of you from America), something a little over 100 kilo with a manly build and shoulders wide enough to carry any large backpack (I am sort of chubby but in a good way), and have a strikingly handsome face with a jaw line that can cut diamonds when photographed at the right angle. I am pretty easy going and am even sometimes fun to get a beer with. Or even coffee and tea. If you’re teetotal, that’s fine! I respect everyone. Let’s talk a bit and see if we click. If so, it could be fun. Also, my penis is respectable size. Perhaps I can’t play golf with it, but when I sleep in my sweatpants and wake up, my tent is usually big enough to host a small IDF commando unit (of women). Otherwise, want NSA, willing to travel to Jerusalem and other places across the country that aren’t literally next to Gaza. Female only. Also, no STDs. I know this is war time and all, but I need to stay healthy in the event of famine.

אני גם מדבר עברית.