Hello men of the natural state! The bad news: your football team sucks. The good news: so do I.
I'm a late-30s married woman from the West Coast. I'm making my annual business trip to Arkansas and I'm staying the Fayetteville area. While I'm in town, I'd love to find a guy that I could meet up with and have a little fun.
You should be quick-witted, good at small talk, vaccinated, reasonably good looking, and kind. If you happen to have a god-like cock and know how to use a semicolon, you go to the front of the line. I don't have any hard age or race requirements—college athletes and silver-haired Greek shipping heirs are both welcome to get in touch. However, if you've ever described yourself as "an Alpha" or referred to women as "females," we probably won't be a good match.
One other thing: You must feel comfortable taking a few pictures of me sucking your cock, which I will send back to my husband (that's a hard requirement, but we can leave your face out if you're worried about discretion). I don't care if you're married or single, but I do appreciate honesty about your situation.
Finally and most importantly, safety is paramount for me. You'll need to convince me that you're not an aggressive jerk and that I'm not going to end up on an episode of Dateline.
In an ideal world, I'd like to go out for a few drinks, laugh, and then either suck a dick or take a quick pounding (maybe both). I'II be busy with work so l'm not interested in marathon sessions or cuddling. Hit it and quit it, boys. I'm 5'6", I keep myself in good shape, but I've definitely got curves. I’ve don’t this a few times and never been disappointed. Giddy up, cowboys.
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