…and I think orgasms are the only cure!
After my Nov 1st lease fell through at the last minute because the landlord decided to raise the rent and split the apartment between two people, I have 4 or 5 more to see this weekend and I am DREADING each stop. The last apartment I looked at had literally a housecat sized dead rat in the middle of the living room. It was $2700 a month.
I’m sick of it, and the level of sexual frustration I’ve been dealing with for months now definitely doesn’t help! If I knew a fun night was waiting for me tonight, I think it would soften the blow, and thus cure my migraine. I’m off all day and free to chat/figure out logistics so will someone please let me suck their dick for the sake of my health?!
Between traveling and my career I have had no time to date and have had sex exactly 3 times this year. They were all fun experiences! But fizzled out for one reason or another. Ideally I’m looking for someone local who wants an ongoing thing without any major commitments beyond safety —ddf and sane people only please— and making each other cum 🤤 (I’m never sure if Reddit allows emojis, but that’s the drool one to represent my mouth when we are done)
I’m 5’5 155 pounds and lots of curves (read: boobs). I don’t need you to be conventionally hot but I do need a good personality and sense of humor. I know these sound more like boyfriend qualities than hookup qualities, but I like what I like.
Other things I like: breast play, board games, cock worship, hiking, creampies, new york sports, praise hehe, giving hand jobs (retro, I know), Pokémon obviously, and bringing 69 back into fashion.
Please send me a bit about yourself and I will TRY my best to respond to everyone, girl scout’s honor, even if just to say thanks for the message ❤️
I don’t see a message from you! Was it a chat maybe? Reddit’s chat system is so terrible that they take much longer for me to go through lols but I’m working on it!!
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Lmao, it was in Bushwick. The rats out there are just built differently!