5’2” 118Lbs, looking for big cocks to suck on (6” ) I’m very picky! Dms not open, comment something compelling and I’ll dm you😋
You’re a god damn rizzler if I’ve ever known one, gg
You can fuck me, but I wouldn’t suggest dating me!
If you get the chance to party with me, I can guarantee you you’ll have a good time!
Someone already used this, but it’s still funny as fuck
Hey, I get it, I play stardew valley any chance I get on my switch. Don’t fuck with my games bro(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
Some people don’t believe me whenever I tell them that I’m serious about this, even though my timing doesn’t work same day. They try to heckle me, but they don’t realize that they are dealing with the level nine heckler already
I’m not super into glory holes, I’d rather know the face I’m fucking at least
You sound like my grandmother, all you have to call me precious 😹💖
Everybody calling me the fuck out on this post god damn😭😭😭
Oh yeah? What about dudes being gay? What about that Leo
Planning on it, but havent got around to it yet
There ain’t nothing wrong with guys just being dudes
Oh boy, I love me a hung sigma male😻 ring ring that’s my coochie calling!
Not compelling enough. This would’ve worked if I was 18. 2/10
Would you describe yourself as, maybe a little goofy?
Trust me, you don’t want me to ruin your life I promise it’s not as good a time as you think
Those are two completely different breakfast items, and thank you. I like my breakfast, balanced with something sweet, something salty, and orange juice.
Why would I want any strings attached? Why would I even want any strings near me? It’s always a 100% guarantee no strings attached.
Yes, and so am I, very much not a lizard person.
This gave me a chuckle, well played.
Edit: I take that back, you’re worse than I am, Mr. fantasy football
No… they can’t be. This just simply isn’t possible.
Exactly. I don’t dm everyone, even some who I have responded to their comment
That sounds like some thing I would’ve done a couple summers ago😹😹😹
Some of yall are ridiculous. Only if I play stardew valley
Touché. But it’s interesting. We have a lot in common
Anyone of any gender can get this pussy if they are compelling enough
You don’t know me! You don’t know what I’m capable of.
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Compelling as fuck, thank you for the compliment