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…who wants to swallow six inches of girth?
Ok, that was an absolutely dogshit rhyme, but I’m not exactly Bukowski, you know? Just a guy on the thicker side who wants to experience the fun with a stranger who doesn’t mind a guy on the more girthy side and loves foreplay and bad rhymes.
About me: Mixed white/middle eastern, dark brown hair, brown eyes, a tan complexion. Short king at 5’5” since God had to put the extra inches elsewhere and an average build. I was raised on punk rock, I love raiding little free libraries for books I’ll forget to read and weird foreign movies where I don’t understand the ending. Lame jokes are the key to my heart.
If you’re interested, PM your age, location, and either fun fact about yourself or your best bad joke. Orange County people welcome to message me.
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