Hey there! So lets be honest here, in this day and age it is very risky to have sex, std's are everywhere, and you never know if someone's got the skills or not for it.
So im happy to introduce the latest invention in sex technology!! Hands!!
Want to get fucked without the fear of dieases? Check. Fingered in any position easily? Check. Hooked and pulled and choked and manhandled all while giving a blowjob? Check check aaaand check!
Hands can do everything a dick can, and more! So if you ever just want to feel absolutely fucking used beyond repair, nonstop till you faint? Then call us now on (reddit dm or pm)
Call now and we'll double the offer!! Two hands!! You heard that right! Two hands to get fingered by and used and ruined!!
But wait! There's more!! If you call now and reserve a spot we'll even throw in the greatest accessory to hands, a mouth! You heard that right, you'll get a fully functional mouth and a long thick tongue to eat your soul out of you, completely free!! So what are you waiting for??
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