I’m sure some of you saw the title and were like “Holy shit, that dude has some guts” but hey, dreams don’t happen sitting at home staying quiet, right?
Yes, I am looking for two lovely ladies who for some reason, would like to assist me in a lifelong fantasy. It’s been a decade (seriously) since I last was treated to…this specific type of enjoyment, and I’ve always wanted to see what it’s like to have more than one. Really betting the company budget on this one, so why not?
I will admit, I am a larger man (in stomach, before you ask) but I am clean, courteous, and hell, literally willing to shower in front of you to confirm that anything you might be getting yourself in, would not be horrific. I also am clean in the STD sense, and really polite with my manners. Oh, also, I’m over six foot if that matters?
So why not? Let’s see what the heck I can do. Do I think it’ll work? Nah. But that hasn’t stopped me from buying lottery tickets or watching pro sports. You can’t win if you don’t play, so fingers crossed?
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