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37 [M4F] #WashingtonDC (DMV) - I bought a strap on. Now I just need someone who is moderately sane to use it on me while they smack around my fat cock. Is that too much to ask?
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ElmCityGrad is a male age 37 looking for a female in Washington
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Recent transplant to DC with a less-than-vibrant social life. Looking for connections of various stripes, from friendship to long term partnership, depending on what develops organically. I am touch starved and also craving companionship, so some lust and/or romance is preferable to platonic connections. (I have a more vanilla ad up, but I'm writing this at 1am because I am dreaming on someone using the strap on I recently purchased aspirationally at a similar time of night a couple of weeks ago.)

Oh, I'm overeducated (PhD in a social science from an Ivy; oy vey), tall (over 6'2"), around 230 pounds (but in the process of taking a few pounds off accrued during the winter), with long brown hair (usually up), a short salt and pepper beard, brown eyes, a prominent nose, and a large package, though this is only relevant should we hit it off...

I enjoy cannabis too much, audiobooks (grad school ruined me for reading), hanging out with my dog, walks in nature, British detective shows, cartoons like Rick and Morty and Archer, hard sci fi, and being a human being. I like gardening but do not currently have a garden, and am into DIY stuff but do not currently have a house. A bit adrift but seeking real connections.

No men. No pros. No exceptions.

No hangups about race/age. Chemistry is fickle and I'm open to finding it in different forms and places.

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