Well ladies this is your last chance at the group orgy of my your dreams. I’ve been posting for about a year now. Went from 29 to 30; unemployed to working; not getting sucked off to… still not getting sucked off. But it’s time to hang things up and ride off to the horizon and into that happy ending, with or without the happy ending.

I’m a 29 30 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady small militia who wants to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.

Me: 30, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; saint or not, if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing (although the restaurant might not have room for an 21 top...).

You: Over 18 obviously, clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.

And here’s one more Mario Party reference for good measure: Anyone here play Mario Party 2 for the N64? I’m imagining it’ll be like that Shock, Drop, or Roll mini-game, only instead of me trying to switch up the pace and direction of the roller to knock you off while you try to stay on for dear life, I’ll be trying my hardest not to get off while you change up the pace of the blowing (Not my best, but it’s the note I’m going out on).

If this is the first post of mine you’ve come across feel free to browse the others. If it’s not, thanks for sticking around and don’t worry, you won’t have to see this many Fs again. (At least not from me, who knows if some other poor fool will come up with this idea. Either way I wish them the best).