As always, this is a bit convoluted, but I’m gonna give it a shot.

So I’ve had my adorable, bitchy dog for a year. She’s 12 years old and 11 lbs. I adopted her from my parents so she’s used to a roomy house and, more relevantly, NOT used to a rotation of potential enemies coming over to smash. It’s getting to the point where I can’t host, and I love to host, and I’m dating people who can’t host so this is truly An Issue. I’ve been working with a trainer but they are remote and I don’t think they really get my…lifestyle.

This is where my genius idea comes in. I want to work with a trainer who can help me figure out how to get it in despite this pint-sized demon trying to intervene. Then we can get some hands-on practice in. She is ok with cocksucking so long as there isn’t kissing, so I can definitely come through on that part, and maybe in time we can do a little more…!

Me: Jewish lefty dykey (flannel, giant pants) BBW in Brooklyn. 5’ tall, perky G cups, curly bob-length hair, eccentric, sincere, curious, experienced (particularly on here).

You: a local dog trainer over the age of 23. I’m not super picky on appearance on this one but hygiene and respect are important. Patient, gentle, and a clear communicator. I am not a size queen and prefer a dick I can actually swallow :)

Please include in your message a little bit about your training style, as well as your location, age, relationship status, and previous experience with Reddit hookups (and if none, then experience with The Apps/general online cruising).

Fingers crossed this works and I don’t have to find a normal trainer who I can’t blow. Where’s the fun in that?

ETA: folks I appreciate that you are good with dogs or raised your own but that is not what I am looking for — I am also very good with dogs and have done quite well with this one aside from her anxiety around this particular issue