I’ll be honest. I started this as a half serious/half joke, thinking this shtick would help me stand out among the crowds of M4F posts; which honestly it did. I’ve had more messages from these ridiculous posts than I had with any of my previous accounts’ more serious posts. It’s been fun talking/chatting/sexting with the lot of you who stopped in to my DMs to say hi. But now out of some strange sense of duty, I continue to update these posts; not even wanting it to come true at this point. So this will be my penultimate post.

Yep I’ll be done after this one. 20 is a solid number to end on. I’ll keep the details below (and a new Mario party mini game joke), and say my farewells next week. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^barricade~ You may have seen my posts before, if not feel free to browse my profile. The last few years have not been great. But you know what would make it better? 15 16 17 18 19 ladies taking turns blowing me.

Anyone here play Mario Party 2 for the N64? I’m imagining it’ll be like that Balloon Burst mini-game, only instead of pumping a balloon of bowser until it bursts, you’ll be sucking and pumping my cock until it bursts in your mouth (These analogies are getting harder, but this one was pretty good).

I’m a 29 30 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady small militia who want to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.

Me: 30, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; saint or not, if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing (although the restaurant might not have room for an 18 top...).

You: Over 18 obviously, clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.

one final time next week, I’ll repost with an extra F (and a new Mario Party reference) hoping to achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob.