Its Valentines Day. It’s also been about a week since my last post. Still here. Still looking for an improvised militia to run a train on my dick.

You may have seen my posts before, if not feel free to browse my profile. The last few years have not been great. But you know what would make it better? 15 16 17 18 ladies taking turns blowing me.

Anyone here play Mario Party 2 for the N64? I’m imagining it’ll be like that Bombs Away mini-game, only instead of waiting on an island for a cannon to blow me up, I’ll be waiting on a hotel bed for you to blow me. (These analogies are getting harder).

I’m a 29 30 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady small militia who want to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.

Me: 30, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; saint or not, if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing (although the restaurant might not have room for an 18 top...).

You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly don’t know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.

As always, I’ll repost with an extra F (and a new Mario Party reference) until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob.