Credit where credit is due, I saw someone use a similarly themed title awhile back and as someone who has browsed others posts before I very much resonated with it. So, to that guy, thank you for speaking up!

Now, back to the women of the subreddit who this post is actually intended for (sorry to the guys, we're cool of course, you're just not my type).

I'll give you a lay of the land first, physical attraction is obviously a big component of these and for the ladies hoping for a tall, handsome, well-spoken man I can only claim to be 2 out of 3 - I'm 5'6, about 155lbs, a mix of lean/muscular after spending the past year becoming a bit of a gym rat (recently took up crossfit as well), and with a pair of gorgeous hazel eyes if I do say so myself. I do have some pics on my profile that are unverified and I am very happy to verify as well individually, assuming we hit it off.

As for who I am beyond just the hottie I described above? Shockingly, a whole hell of a lot of things, just like everyone else. I'm that guy in the group who gets a high off making others laugh, out of being the one with the witty jokes that people can gravitate to without them being cheap punchlines at someone else's expense. If the writing style wasn't a giveaway, I'm also a huge nerd who loves to read and has a passion for writing (particularly smut if further snooping of my profile wasn't a giveaway).

My favorite thing about writing smut? It's hard to describe how much I love the opportunity to get my partner off. To know my words, the actions and experiences I am describing are what is pushing them over that edge. That online mindset is the same one I bring to the bedroom as well. One thing I can never get enough of is going down on a woman and getting that thrill of her grabbing my hair and half throttling me with her thighs as she moans out that she is cumming. So you may ask, why not Random Acts of Muff Dive?

How convenient of you to ask! Well, I absolutely love going down on a woman, but I would love to leave the door open for reciprocation as well and potentially a FWB relationship if things go well. As for my style, I'm a practiced hand at being the dominant parter in any sexual relationship. While I am very comfortable being a gentle lover, or even taking a more submissive role and letting my partner take charge if she wants to dictate the pace and intensity. However, where my innate charm comes out is as a dom, with a special love for dirty talk and mild degradation for those ladies who enjoy having someone whisper in their ear all those smutty fantasies they've kept locked inside.

That seems like enough of a wall of text for my first post here, if you made it this far I do hope to hear from you!