Whelp folks, like it or not, I’m back again.

You may have seen my posts before, if not feel free to browse my profile. I recently turned 30 and I gotta agree with Mr. Burnham; it’s not that great. But you know what would make it better? 15 ladies taking turns blowing me. Anyone here play Mario Party 2 for the N64? I’m imagining a line up like that Honeycomb Havoc mini-game, only instead of a basket full of bees (queue Nicolas Cage screaming) you end up with a mouth full of cum.

In all seriousness I know there is absolutely no way in hell that this will come true. But as Michael Scott once coined while quoting Wayne Gretzky, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

I’m a 29 30 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady small militia of ladies who wants to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.

Me: 30, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing. If you’d like a SFW pic to assist with your decision I am willing to oblige (or a NSFW pic 😜).

You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly don’t know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.

As always, I’ll repost with an extra F until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob.