Sitting in my boxers, with a beer in my hand, I explored deep in my heart, for feelings about my day; And the harder I thought, the simpler answer I did land; Man, I could surely use a really good lay.
Workouts are fine, and Netflix/Prime usually does the trick; When I'm stressed or tired from the crazy workday swirl. But not tonight, Redditor friends, for now I know what I need; A fun, sweet, curvy and a sexy girl.
BDSM, oral, kinky or vanilla delight What you're into doesn't matter, I'm a open-minded man. So let's go out and stir up some trouble tonight; Tell me what you're into and I'll come up with a plan.
I don’t mind a one night or meeting nonstop We’ll drink some wine while dancing in the warm light. If you like us, you’ll love it on the top; With lot of moans, curled toes and orgasms all night.
I can travel or I can host Tell me who you are and what you like? I will promise you, I won’t ghost Don’t you ponder we think alike?
We could meet at a bar, or starbucks on your route; It doesn't really matter to me, What we do with our time being out and about As long as our night ends with me giving you the D.
Alright, alright, I won't assume that this would work But you gotta admit it is crazy and amusing If all those boring hours of my English class Finds me a sexy woman while cruising.
Bonne nuit, Shubh Ratri, Shabha Khair, Good night, At the bar or on Reddit, I wish you good luck! As we all search for the timeless solution for tonight; A thorough, and delicious and mind-blowing fuck.
I am neither a poet nor a writer but wrote this shit in 30 minutes here sitting in a boring meeting, sipping on my coffee cup; if you liked it, hit me up :)
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