We're all busy and broke. I get it. I'm here for you. I get so excited when I get a message that you're thinking about me, but we don't need to have an actual conversation like humans because this is all about getting the sausage squirt out of your system. I'm suuuuuuper happy to provide endless mind-numbing blowjobs with little/no reciprocation. Need to take a call during beej? No problem, I got you homie. I can function as an answering service if needed. You should lick my pussy for a few minutes so we can knock out that pre-sex checklist. Thumbs up, bro. I'll make sure to put a "Participant" ribbon in your cubby.
I'm soooooo ready to GET FUCKED in the back of my motel on wheels. It's fine that it won't be comfortable for me and that I won't really enjoy it because you get to JIZZ and that's what's really important. I kinda like jail too, so fuck it. Oops. I mean fuck ME. In my car. Forever. Because it's fun for the whole family. Especially when they find an errant condom wrapper or jizz stain. YAY.
You got this far in the diatribe? Oof. You must have a lot of time on your hands. Or you think I'm funny and you want to fuck me in the back of my car.
If you made it this far I am actually looking for friend with benefits. Friends first, benefits second. I'm not easy. At all. We'll probably fail because I have self respect and am prone to cutting chaff vs. powering through red flags. But don't worry, I have plenty of red flags to wave at you like a sexy, sexy matador.
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