I keep pushing. Nothing. I think it's stuck. Maybe I will birth it eventually.
If you're just tryna fuck, nah dawg. I mean, yeah dawg, but also nah. I'm married. You and your weinerschnitzel have to make it really worth it. And I don't mean have a huge dick and be built like Jason Momoa. I mean be awesome. In your brain meat place. I am into average dudes. Come at me, bro.
I'm somewhere in the neighborhood of demisexual. I just...need to know you. Once I do I can maybe gobble your kielbasa like it's my last meal on death row. I have to have chemistry with you, otherwise I'd just fuck the gas station guy.
I'm a chubby/chunky/my ass has to call in thicc to work kinda girl. If you. If that's not your jam, go away. I don't want you and you don't want me and it's not even worth having a conversation if one time you thought a chubby girl was cute. Like this shit. Ok? That being said, the donk is strong and guys that are into it are generally into what I am. .
I'm pretty smart. I'm probably also sapiosexual. Yeah this further complicates and narrows things. It's fine. I'm on a journey madafakas. Ya heard? I'm looking for the holy grail of cock sauce and personality. It's an epic voyage of grave danger and discovery. But I'm here for it.
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