Nothing makes me hotter than taking a load of pancake batter straight to the oven and cooking up a Dutch Baby. Yummy! I mean...Sexy! I'm so into thinking about all of your DNA swimming through my squishy weiner tunnel for two exhausting days before their inevitable and pointless deaths. All but one of them anyways. Put a baby in me. Put two babies in me. What's the record? Eight I think. Fuck it, yolo.

Herpes? I hope not. Chlamydia? They got meds for that. HPV? Whatevs, radiation! It doesn't matter as long as you get to JIZZ ME BRO. Just fucking jizz me already. I'm so ready to be jizzed. Hard. All the jizzing. Houston 500 levels of jizzing, mmmmk? In. My. Baby. Oven.

I am so thoroughly amazed by how many men have come at me with their breeding kinks, their dicks "too big" for condoms, or they have vasectomies so we "don't have to worry about that." I am truly impressed that all of your collective dicks haven't fallen the fuck off yet. Also, haven't any of you dummies heard of child support? Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus and Kanye West.