Troof. I need someone to regularly service my meat pocket. Can it be you? Are you yearning for your own harbor to slip your sloop into free of charge? It me. For the low, low price of zero dollars, I can be your whore. I will do all the things your wife or girlfriend won't do. Butt stuff, blowies, bangies, bimbos, tits and teabags. I'm telling you...ALL. OF. IT. I will slob your knob until your cow (wife) comes home. All I need in return is a pat on the head and the assurance that you'll "be in touch."
For all you guys out there complaining how hard it is to find a fuck buddy, that everyone is a hooker or scammer (read: hooker)...Here is a message for you:
That's because what you want is a hooker. Meeting the unfulfilled wants/needs/fantasies of the unwashed dicks of Reddit ain't my fucking job. But you know what, it is someone's job and that someone is a hooker. No one wants to provide a service for free and that is what you are asking for.
Pooooor you can't find someone's ass/elbow/face to fuck for free. How awful. I tried to get them to give me a RAV4 at the dealership and that didn't go so well. I tried not to cry or feel personally wronged by Hendrick Toyota, but it was really hard. I wrote them a 1-star review though. That'll teach them.
How do you guys not understand that you are literally asking for me to be your unpaid whore. Do you ask your mechanic to fix your car for free? No. Do you ask for your hair to be cut for free? No.
If you cultivate an actual friendship with your mechanic or barber will they maybe perform these services for free? 🤔🤔🤔
Low effort yields low returns. Just sayin'.
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 10 months ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/RDUR4R/comm...