Are you looking for sex? Of course you are. Are you willing to put in any effort/time/energy/resources/emotional availability into acquiring the sex? Abbbbbbsssolutely not. Are you willing to meet a woman even 35% of the way there to get that which you seek? Again, probably not, but a girl can dream. Are you middle aged and repugnant either physically or emotionally but hoping a 25 year old babygirl will look past that because she really needs the D (hint: she needs your money)? Do you have a horrible wife who is totally checked out of the marriage because reasons you can't even fathom (hint: it's probably you)? Ugh. The worst. She sucks and you should fuck other people.
If any of this sounds like you, SIGN ME UP. I'm tired of being ignored at home and am ready to be ignored by a fresh penis. If you are a dom, daddy dom, daddy, Viking, alpha, or any of those things I want your dick sooooo badly, but I will likely go full Xena Warrior Princess and bite it off while screaming, "SPARTAAAA." I can't help it. That's just what your hawt, aggressive warrior vibes do to me. I'm wet and ready for you, but not wanting to change my situation so we'll have to be extra careful and make sure the windows are tinted when we fuck in your '95 Toyota Corolla in the AutoZone parking lot.
In short: y'all low effort motherfuckers want everything for nothing. Please up your game even the littlest bit. Maybe even try upping it at home and you won't find yourself here in a sea of other dicks bumping into each other like a bunch of fucking seagulls saying, "Mine, mine, mine!" when someone throws out a dead fish. And by dead fish, I mean vagina.
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