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I have two girls, extremely well fed, and hydrated however they love to crawl in my mouth it's funny but I'm confuused cuz they don't go for food particles but rather my saliva? At first it was only Cream but now Coffee is doing it too and I'm not sure why they do it

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Mine must have absolutely 0 survival instincts then lol cuz she still just keeps going. I closed my mouth for a few seconds and she just did not care

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Yes lol you're not the first to point it out, I get headaches often so I just decided not to fix them for now, seeing as the headaches always spring up on that side

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It's also a bit concerning lol she isn't scared of anything which scares me, I carry her around in stores that don't have a no pet policy and she tried to climb onto a dog that was nearby. She nearly gave me a fatal heart attack

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Here's the issue lol, anytime I try to kiss em, they'll try pry my lips apart 😂

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Haha they always have some type of snack in their cage I'd be damned if their hungry, leafy greens are always on stock for them

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Omg, yes it hurtssss. And also if only they ever were done, Coffee will give me a break, however Cream will sit there for hours if I will let her

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I'm dead 😂

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How do your lips feel? Mine are torn up lol

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Lmao yes my glasses and ratsicles

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Sounds fun, but definitely make sure to keep em away lol

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Only a couple, I just took that one cuz I was holding her and she decided she wanted to rip my lips apart, I'd rather not have them hurting rn

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Thanks I appreciate the compliment

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Special super bend limbs, they stay on super well I was surprised myself tbh

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You're truly not a pet owner then lol, and no read carefully, I never called you a toddler, I said think like one, I'm sure you've put far worse stuff in your mouth at one point

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Well, yk there's this little thing called ignoring, it's very useful when you don't like something

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Oh shit mb haha

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I'm sorry, I didn't ask, nor do I truly care it's almost as if you weren't a toddler at one point, go ask your parents what all you shoved in your mouth that was far worse than a clean pet

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And how did I make you look weird?

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She doesn't just lick, she will try to crawl in as if it's a small cave

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