This post was intended for Random Acts of Muff Dive - but apparently I don't have enough Karma to post there, so here we are haha

Who I am

• 31 year old guy
• Straight
• Slim/Fit build
• Nice looking
• Clean, good hygiene, well groomed
• Small beard for a bit of a tickle and to keep evidence of a good time (IYKYK haha)
• Live on my own in a clean place 10 minutes from the city - happy to come to you also though
• Very easy to get along with - don't take myself too seriously, good conversationalist, good sense of humour
• Intelligent
• Well presented
• Non-Smoker

Happy to swap pictures and answer any questions before meeting : )

What I'm seeking

I'm very genuinely seeking the chance to simply bring oral pleasure to a like minded woman, hopefully either tonight or this weekend. Emphasis on the like minded. I'm looking for the right woman for this experience. Someone clean, sane and down for a relaxed, fun experience. And especially someone who's excited for both the pleasure as well as some laughs along the way!

I'm happy for this to play out in whatever way you feel most comfortable and brings the most enjoyment for you. We can meet for a coffee or drink first, begin with a massage and relax into going down on you... Or we'll just meet up and get the tongue working asap if you would rather jump straight to it haha We can have a decent discussion in the DM's about how to make this the best (and safest) experience possible : )

I'm not going to be in any rush either. Lay down on the bed and we'll put some music on or spread out on the couch and watch a movie as I gently go to work haha. I can't be clear enough that I'll truly enjoy making this a unique experience focused on you : )

Why I'm seeking it

I feel like some explanation of the 'why' might also be helpful. If the offer was reversed I would be suspicious that's for sure haha The long and the short of it is that I honestly get a great deal of pleasure from giving pleasure and currently have no one in my life to spoil (cue the violins haha) My job keeps me busy and at the end of the week I'm very keen to switch my brain off. Luckily for you, being stuck between a woman's legs. Feeling her body squirm and hearing the moans, the screams... Well all the stresses in the world melt away for me in that moment!

Thanks for attending my TED talk, look forward to hearing from you : )