Looking around the world, it seems like there's a lot of sex going on. But is it enough? On this subreddit, it appears that there's still a lot of people that would like some more. And not only in-person sex - there does seem to be genuine need for all sorts of intimate contact - whether it's flirty messages, kisses, hugs, snuggling or more.

You might also be forgiven for thinking it's mostly men, but that's simply just not true. Not only are there a good number of ladies browsing and posting here, but reading through my email inbox, it's a rare day when there aren't Hot Singles In My Area or MILFs Near Me Looking For Hookups.

The only logical conclusion is that there is a lot of sex happening, but it's not equally or equitably distributed. After much consideration, I feel it is my solemn duty to assist with this transfer of social affection and intimacy, so I am launching "ByBook's Official Sex Appeal"

It's a simple and 100% free program, that works like this:

1. You contact me, letting me know if you're not getting enough intimate contact, or you have some that you can offer.
2. I come to you (within Melbourne Metro area) and collect your donation
3. I will then deliver any surplus to someone else in need.

If you feel that you can assist in this highly worthy cause, or if you find yourself in need, please don't hesitate to message me so we can confidentially discuss your situation.

As your authorised collection agent, I am (of course) fully vaccinated, and D/D free for your protection - and, of course, proper precautions will be taken to stay that way.

Thank you for your time and for considering this worthy cause - please donate generously! (Please note: Donations are probably not tax deductible.)

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About me:

You will be able to easily recognise me as an Official Appeal collector: I'm tall, Caucasian, dad-bod type, clean shaven, non-smoker, well spoken and polite. In order to maintain the confidentiality of your donation, I will not be wearing an official Appeal jacket or badge, so will be dressed casually.

What I'm looking for:
A lady of legal age that would like to donate or receive some intimacy, however you view or define that.

What I'm offering:
A friendly pair of arms to wrap around you, a place to rest your head and some happy memories to make you smile to yourself the next day.