'tis the season for giving, and the time honoured Christmas Carol is rather specific: bring joy to the world, and let men their tongues employ. I'm.. umm... ready to do my part. ;)
- So, maybe you've finished wrapping all the gifts for everyone else, and you'd like to unwrap something just for yourself?
- Maybe you're in need of someone to deck your halls?
- Has it been too long since someone jingled your bells?
- Are you having a Blue Christmas, but feel like you'd better not pout or cry?
- Do you wish you had someone to join in your reindeer games?
- Are you wishing your nights weren't so silent?
- Have no Lords come a-leaping into your life, and left you envious that the geese are getting a-laying but not you?
- Is Nakatomi Plaza not the the only tower you want to scale?
- Did you at least want to earn an "honourable mention" on the Naughty List this year?
- Perhaps you just wish that love, actually, was all around you?
However your holiday season is going, if you'd like to grab an egg nog and discuss celebrating the season in a non traditional way, drop me a PM and let me know where you've hung the mistletoe.
About me:
I'm tall, Caucasian, dad-bod but not quite Santa level, no whiskers, non-smoker, well spoken and polite. And possibly more of a ham than Christmas dinner - I specialise in witty conversations and bad puns.
I'm drug & disease free, and fully intend to stay that way.
What I'm looking for:
A lady, of any (legal) age or relationship status who'd like to spoil themselves this Christmas. Someone who appreciates flirty banter, good coffee and is open to more if the stars align.
What I'm offering:
A nibble of your Christmas pudding, a taste of my candy cane, and we can decide what to do with the whipped cream later on.
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