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51 [M4F] The world is ending. We might as well hang out.
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MetricSquidDC is a male age 51 looking for a female in Australia
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Iā€™ve met a few excellent people in this little corner of Reddit, and our online and IRL banter has lasted anything from a year down to about an hour. Who knows what will happen this time? Life is so exciting.

A few things about me, in easy-to-read dot point form:

  • 51, married, two adult kids, long-term dead bedroom
  • tall, bald, bespectacled, a bit of a dad bodā€¦ and yet, there are some who donā€™t find me repulsive. Go figure.
  • non-drinker (but donā€™t mind if you do), 420 friendly
  • tattoos 4, piercings 0
  • addicted to coffee and cheese
  • more interested in getting to know you than sending you a dick pic
  • a bit quiet at first, but once Iā€™m comfortable with you, I probably wonā€™t shut up

Ideally, Iā€™m looking for one person to join me for hanging out/catching up/sneaking off unnoticedā€¦ an exclusive long-term FWB with a strong emotional connection. Iā€™d be most comfortable with someone between about 40 and 55, and in a similar situation to me - located in the eastern states is preferred, so we can more easily meet up at some point if we click.

DMs and chats are open, and will be answered provided you make more of an effort than just ā€œheyā€. Once weā€™re comfortable with each other, we can discuss moving elsewhere (I have Telegram and Discord).

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3 months ago