I like to think I can be a pretty nice and fun guy. However, I definitely should come with a warning label, because I definitely can be a lot, and I can definitely require a lot of patience. Here are some examples of why:

-I have had a lot of friendships end badly, which is why I can sometimes be very clingy and paranoid. For example, if I call or text you, and you take a little while to reply, I may wonder if you're ghosting me.

-People tell me I'm obsessed with talking about sex, and other topics related to the human body. I don't think I'm obsessed, but I probably do talk about it more than most people.

-I am extremely honest, I have no filter, I always say what's on my mind.

-My sense of humour can be very dark and disturbing, and also often very immature.

-I can be very embarrassing in public, I rarely try to tone myself down in public when I'm with friends.

-I am most likely on the spectrum, I sometimes can't read social cues.

-I can sometimes text large walls of text.

-I can sometimes obsess over stupid topics.

-I can be very shy. I am very comfortable with close friends and family, but it may take a while for me to be comfortable with you. And this means I am terrible in group conversations.

-There are many popular activities I hate. For example, I hate night clubs, and other places that are dark, loud and/or crowded. I also hate walking for more than approximately 30 seconds.

-I am very lazy, so I probably won't want to see you every weekend. Other than that, and the walking issue, I don't think my laziness will affect you. For example, I'd never cancel a plan with you unless it's an emergency.

I know I'm painting a terrible picture of myself, but that's the point. I don't want to waste my time with someone who will probably ghost me after meeting me once, which is why I need to warn you in advance. I want someone who accepts me for who I am, someone I can be myself around, so please don't message me unless you think that can be you.

Also, please note I really like honesty. If you think you can handle me at the start, but later you decide you can't, it's completely understandable. But if that happens, please don't ghost me, or become more distant and hope we drift apart. Please actually tell me. I can handle it, like I said, it's happened many times before.

Also, I know it seems like I have severe self esteem issues, and will be constantly whining about how terrible I am, but that's really not the case. I have no problem with who I am, I'm just honest about who I am, and I know it's a bit much for most people.